Dear members of the public , I , CASSANDRATANSU-LYNN , received a very funny email this evening which really made me laugh my heart out . &...

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Dear members of the public ,
I , CASSANDRATANSU-LYNN , received a very funny email this evening which really made me laugh my heart out .

" Dear MRS , MDM , MISS cassandra/ASSANDRA :

On the date 21/08/2007 at 2.15pm , the ugly picture department has recieve lots of complian from guys family's member saying that all the guy of the family that were surfing the net though friendster came across the friendster profile of CASSAN or can be known as ASSANDRA to jason had all fainted immidately and was sent to the hospital for saving .... But was terrible to say that none has been able to survire though the whole treatment .... People like jason , fongkiat , yeetat & shawn NG was terriblly sick after having eye contact with CASSAN .... As to do what the people requested , we are very sorry to ask you MDM , MRS , MISS cassandra / ASSANDRA to remove you friendster display picture and use the garbage bag to cover your face when you go out for fun incase you happen to have eye contact with some innocent people ... Thank you for spending sometime reading this e-mail .... Please take action as soon as possible ....


YOUR SINCERLY ,
JASON-KAISIANG aka ASON .
(No Signature is needed as this is a computor typed letter . ) "

Other then this , there was also another letter .

"Dear MRS , MDM , MISS cassandra/ASSANDRA :

On the date 21/08/2007 at 2.15pm , the ugly picture department has recieve lots of complian from guys family's member saying that all the guy of the family that were surfing the net though friendster came across the friendster profile of CASSAN or can be known as ASSANDRA to jason had all fainted immidately and was sent to the hospital for saving .... But was terrible to say that none has been able to survire though the whole treatment .... People like jason , fongkiat , yeetat & shawn NG was terriblly sick after having eye contact with CASSAN .... As to do what the people requested , we are very sorry to ask you MDM , MRS , MISS cassandra / ASSANDRA to remove you friendster display picture and use the garbage bag to cover your face when you go out for fun incase you happen to have eye contact with some innocent people ... Thank you for spending sometime reading this e-mail .... Please take action as soon as possible ....


YOUR SINCERLY ,
JASON-KAISIANG aka ASON .
(No Signature is needed as this is a computor typed letter . ) "



Haiyo , jason arr , MDM ASSANDRA cannot deal with such things lah .
Too old liao .


So , now Mdm ASSANDRA will have to write a letter out to Mr jasonkohkaisiang :D

Dear Mr Jason Gay ,
On behalf of SibeiUgly Pte. Ltd, this is a letter of complaint to this recipient.
Pls remove the photos in you friendster asap .
Many reports have shown that those people who had like looked at your friendster profile have fainted & is now in coma in the hospital .
It is scientifically proven that these photos had scared the hell out of them .

Please remove your photos in case any of this incident happen again .

THANKYOU.
No signature is needed as this is a computer typed document.

P.s : Pls remember to check for any type error before sending any of these documents to us again .
P.p.s : Computer typed documents do not have bright letterings in them :D

Regards ,
SibeiUgly Pte. Ltd

hahahah !
I know this is lame .

TOODLES :D

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